"Go look at your blog journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?"
The last fic I posted was a drabble featuring the early Season 2 Torchwood team, so I am golden. If I can only have the characters explicitly named in the fic, I lose Tosh, but I'm still in great shape.